Alright so the title got my attention based on the name alone. (Ahem, Molly…). But when I read who was involved in this, I was nearly bored to tears. Seeing gaysexual Chace Crawford who stars on Gossip Girl with his real life boyfriend and the producer of Everwood attached didn’t impress me.
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Moronic Mark celebrates his 20th bad movie review episode in order to save his soul with a fourth helping of a Todd Sheets’ effort. He this review off starts by giving him a musical “tribute” since Todd makes Ed Wood, Uwe Boll, and Joel Schumacher look like the Three Tenors of Cinematic Achievement.
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Twilight is a vampire movie coming to theaters 12/12/08. Which confused the hell out of me because I originally thought this was a TV show. But never mind that. It stars Kristen Stewart (that chick from THE MESSENGERS). What really interests me is that this was directed by Catherine Hardwicke (THIRTEEN), so you know these teens will do some dirty things. Hardwicke is even cooler because she also worked on FREAKED and TANK GIRL. Yeah!
Ok, so Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, the original Miguel from Passions) plays this guy who wants to help his sister who’s in an asylum. I guess he’s never heard of hiring a lawyer so he takes the stupid route and goes about this by getting himself commited, via cutting himself up & acting crazy in public. (For the record: If you walk into a looney bin drunk and punch anyone in the lobby, that works too.
The Saw franchise can’t be stopped, but it may be starting to run out of gas a little. Horror fans are tired of it and it even seems like regular movie goers may be finally getting over it. So has Lionsgate turned to using Homosexual Subliminal Messages in their advertising? Perhaps they feel the need to attract a new type of audience for the film to succeed.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to the fourth (and most likely not last) edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting new column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the gold folks at horroryearbook decide to send my way.
This September, Anchor Bay Entertainment, the leader in cult and classic horror DVDs, unleashes a fearsome foursome of screen shockers. Each one designed to terrorize and tantalize, each one a must-have for the horror aficionado.
A truck load of military criminals during WWII are being hauled off to their Court Marshall when the convoy is attacked by the Nazis. Most of the lot are killed but five escape and quickly make a tenuous pact to help get each other safely to the Swiss border. Along the way they have to fight their way through German roadblocks, dodge air attacks and basically blow shit up. During one of the shootouts with the Germans, the “Filthy Five”, as I have dubbed them, team up (again tenuously) with a Nazi soldier who has deserted his troops.
You may remember we announced that Friday the 13th The Series (Season One) was finally coming to DVD. Well here is the cover art, which I nabbed from Fridaythe13thfilms.com.
The PumpkinHead Collectors Set arrives on DVD September 9th. Here is the cover art and specs are listed after the jump.
I can’t believe Neve Campbell wants to continue a career of getting nude and sucking face with old men but Esplatter reports that she is the only thing holding up a potential Scream 4.
I think almost every fan gave up on Return to Sleepaway Camp, but SleepAwaCampFilms.com says it is finally coming to DVD on October 14th. What has been the holdup? The creators of RSC say they wanted to shoot more and better FX so they hired, Peter Gerner and Brian Spears for the job. They shot 14 scenes and 78 extra shots. Here are what they are saying about the film:
A hard to see picture of Jason Voorhees popped up on EW a few days ago, but our good friends at BD got their hands on a hi-res look at our favorite slasher. I have to say it looks like Jason. Marcus Nispel’s “retelling” of Friday the 13th will be in theaters February 13th, 2009.
Death Valley is a desertion horror film taking place in the desert, making it feel a lot like The Hills Have Eyes. Rather than using deformed vicious humans it uses a territorial gang as the villains. The film doesnt do anything completely new, but as it goes along it has a way of surprising you. It becomes more than just partying turned in to a death threat, it questions peoples morals, strength, and just how powerless and lifeless a desert can make a few kids from the city feel.
During his wedding to the village leader’s daughter, Kohar’s wife-to-be starts to hallucinate that he is a corpse and that snakes are all around her. Kohar decides that this is the work of black magic and his ex, Murni, must be the culprit. He gathers a mob to hunt her down and kill her for practicing the dark art and for bringing demons to the village. They find her and throw her off of a cliff but unknown to them she is caught (in mid-air) by a witch doctor who is actually the one cursing the town.
